An Ode to Grimace
Today I finally got rid of my car, named Grimace, after the big purple monster, who shared his likeness. It was a sad farewell – sad less for sentimental reasons and more because I wish I got more money for it, but what are you going to do. I realized I don’t have any great pictures of it, Im sure I do somewhere, but I figured as a tribute to its faithful service, I at least owe it a haiku.
“Grimace”
Purple has so much
trouble in the small spaces
that was a love tap
We’ll miss you, you big stupid minivan.